We couldn’t resist making a list of dirty place names that sound lezzified or like lady parts, so here for your enjoyment is how we spend our valuable grown up time in the office. Cut to Team Dattch giggling like five-year-olds.
Fingringhoe, Essex. We’re sure there’s a logical, old-timey reason for this name, we just can’t imagine what that could be. Answers on a postcard, please.
Bitchfield, Lincolnshire. It might not seem lesbian specific but have you ever walked in a club and seen two or more of your exes? Yeah, instant Bitchfield.
Beaver close, Morden. Even though we’re pretty sure there are none in the UK, it’s always nice to know that you’re never too far away from a Beaver.
East Breast, Inverclyde. Just a much nicer street than West Breast, especially since all the shops on West Breast went bust.