Ellen Page And Kate Mara Are Tiny Detectives

With the latest casting choices for season 2 of the hit show True Detectives having just been announced (shockingly they went for two middle-aged white guys), Ellen Page and Kate Mara thought they’d have some fun with the news.  For a long time, Page was one of the Internet’s favourites for the job but obviously life is unfair, so everyone’s favourite tiny, gay Canadian took to Funny Or Die with Kate Mara to star in her own spoof version of this gritty crime drama.

Can ‘Face Penis’ somehow become a thing now?