Q: What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?

Q: What’s the WORST pick up line you’ve ever heard?
A: I opened last week’s Question with my ‘favorite’ pick up line – What’s your type – it’s simple, to-the-point. But that got me thinking about all the UHmazing pick up lines out there, and some of the winners that have been used on me.
I’m talking about the gems that make you wonder if Ashton Kutcher’s about to call Punk’d. The lines that are SO GOOD they’re bad; but I mean, actually terrible. And then there are the ones that just straight up make you cringe.
I’ll spare you the graphic examples, and leave you with this laughable “I can’t wait to test out your mattress,” and “Your clothes are gonna look so good on me tomorrow.” (If I were gonna let you in my house to ‘test out my mattress’, what makes you think I’d also let you borrow MY clothes to wear home the next day…)
We can’t wait to hear yours… Bad pick up lines are the BEST! Comment below.