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The Lesbian Holiday Gift Guide for Serial U-Haulers

Robyn Exton

Nov 22, 2022

The Lesbian Holiday Gift Guide for Serial U-Haulers

The happiest season is upon us! Mariah Carey has seized control of all the radio stations. Wlw holiday classics are back, starring Cate Blanchett and Kristen Stewart. All of your exes suddenly miss you and think you should get back together.

To help you with your holiday shopping, we’ve put together a list of carefully-selected, thoughtful, funny, and romantic gifts for u-haul lesbians, butches, and long-distance lovers. There’s something to suit every taste and budget.


Whistle™ Health Limited Edition

The perfect gift for paw-rents raising precious fur babies of any size, breed, or age! Gain deeper insight into your pet’s well-being, all in the palm of your hand! Powered by AI, the device monitors behaviors such as licking, scratching, eating, drinking, and sleeping. The newly-added Emotional Wellness feature will also allow you to track your dog’s moods, helping you understand them better.


The Always Pan

This sleek all-in-one pan will make moving in (or out 😢) easy as pie. Its innovative 8-in-1 toxin-free nonstick design will help you cook up a storm in the kitchen. Woman & immigrant-owned brand Our Place is behind the cult-favorite invention.


We’re Not Really Strangers Card Game

This isn’t your average card game. It was designed to help people connect meaningfully over three levels: Perception, Connection and Reflection. Don’t be fooled by the name, it works just as well for couples as it does for strangers, if the reviews are anything to go by.


Roku Streaming Stick 4k

Enjoy cozy nights in together, courtesy of this small but mighty gadget. The Roku streaming stick will turn your painfully-slow TV into a powerful streaming device. Key features include Dolby Vision picture quality, AirPlay compatibility, and a remote with built-in voice control.


LELO DOT

A new relationship calls for new toys! Don’t be *that* person who never changes toys, especially after multiple relationships. As they say – out with the old, in with the new! The LELO DOT is a clitorial vibrator unlike any others. Designed to give you multiple 💫 orgasms, it features a soft and bendable tip, and elliptical motion technology.


Sonos One Speaker

Powerful speaker for your housewarming party, poker nights, and Sunday brunches. The Sonos One speaker even has built-in voice control. Use it to stream music, audiobooks, radio stations and more.


Friendship Lamps

Long-distance lesbians, this one’s for you. The lamps can be used to connect with anyone in the world. Tapping your lamp will turn on your SO’s and let them know you’re thinking of them. Choose from 10 available colors to convey messages and communicate in new ways. You can even ship to multiple addresses!


The Adventure Challenge: Couples Edition

Spruce up your couple activities with this super-fun scratch book, filled with 50 adventures for you to try out. It also doubles as a scrapbook so you can add photos and notes to capture your memories.


Carhartt Legacy Padded Work Belt

Every butch lesbian’s dream! This handy work belt is not only useful for DIY work around the house, but also more…imaginative role-playing scenarios 😉.  Customize it by adding other Carhartt holsters and pouches in the Legacy line.


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Robyn Exton

Robyn is the CEO & Founder of HER. Find her on Twitter.

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