Ah, yes, autumn is finally upon us. You know what that means. Sweater weather, pumpkin-spiced everything, falling leaves. So, now that the weather is getting cooler, we thought it would only be right to keep you warm with a complete and total roasting of you and your gay polyamorous lifestyle.
Nothing says representation quite like a curated batch of 35 polyamory memes that are sure to attack you to your core.
The best polyamory dating memes
Polyamorous relationships can be a wild ride that teaches us about ourselves, jealousy, insecurity, honesty, communication, and how to share the ones we love. While non-monogamy can be a rewarding way to structure your relationships, it doesn’t come without a little inner turmoil.
Whether you are in a non-hierarchical poly dynamic or a spicy triad, these polyamory memes will speak deeply to the full range of emotions and experiences that come alongside being poly. As a meme king, I’ve tried my best to cover everything from the sheer power of solo polyamory to the everyday struggles of queer non-monogamy.
Fire up the polycule group chat because these memes are too good not to send to your boos, lovers, significant others, and even your girlfriend’s boyfriend’s theyfriend. Without further ado, let’s get this meme show on the road!
Have you ever been dissociating on Tinder when you came across the five kinky, poly couples looking for a lesbian unicorn in a row that all happen to be carbon copies of Elon Musk and Grimes? No, but seriously, why do all of the hottest alternative girls end up dating guys who look like they could be cult leaders? This I will never understand. Thank god you’ll never run into that issue when you’re on the best polyamorous dating app in the world.
2. Listen, I don’t have a problem with polyamory, unless both of my girlfriends are ganging up on me. That’s where I draw the line.
Nothing quite says a lesbian polyamory meme like two cats anthropomorphized as your girlfriends pouncing on you. The only thing worse than being in trouble with your girlfriend is, well, being in trouble with both of your girlfriends at the exact same time! But then again, it’s also kind of fun, cute, and kinky when they gang up on you.
3. There’s truly nothing better than having to explain to your friend’s mom how relationship anarchy works
Poly, hot, and having to explain my situation a lot is the new sexy, single, and ready-to-mingle! But honestly, I can’t wait to live in a world where polyamorous relationships are normalized and we don’t have to spend all our time contextualizing the significance of our relationships to every stranger on the street.
4. You might have heard of polyamory, but have you heard of polyamory?
Nothing like a good old-fashioned polyamorous blacksmithing joke to soothe a handy dyke’s soul. My only question is, do they offer a Groupon for this workshop? If so, sign me and my throuple up. We’re forging chain mail lingerie tonight.
5. Why do mono-normative people have to make everything so difficult?
Nothing hurts quite like cringing during a rom-com with the girlies. Why have a love triangle when you could have a bisexual triad and everyone’s dreams could come true? Life is so much more simple when everyone is poly? That is, as long as you don’t mind the radical honesty even when it hurts coupled with hours of endless processing… Polyamory is a personal evolution glow up!
6. Not saying that everybody’s first polyam relationship was toxic AF, but…
As many seasoned polyamorous veterans know, this shit takes practice. If you are new to polyamory, don’t panic. You don’t have to be perfect. You also don’t have to create the toxic environment known to gays. It’s called BALANCE.
7. When someone tries to tell you that polyamory is just about having casual sex with multiple people
Haven’t you heard? Polyamorous stereotypes are out. Get in, loser, we are redefining everything we’ve ever learned about monogamous relationships to create our own definition of what love, intimacy, and connection can look like in a liberated state.
This is one of my favorite polyamorous memes, only because I’ve gotten in back-and-forth yelling matches about this very topic at the family dinner table with my romantic friend sitting across from me and shoveling bread into their mouth. No? Just me?
That feeling when you—as a bisexual queer—bring both of your poly partners over to your grandma’s house, and while it wasn’t what she was expecting, she confesses to you about that time back in the day when she was dating multiple guys at the same time who knew about each other. Of course, they didn’t call it polyamory back then, but we love an intergenerational poly bonding sesh.
Imagine rolling up with the polyamorous squad to a bank and trying to explain kitchen table poly to the teller while all of your partners sneak into the back and successfully empty out the vault. They wouldn’t know what hit them!
13. What good is a third for if not to break the ‘where are we eating tonight’ stalemate?
This polyamory meme is a mood and a half. If you have a really strong opinion about polyamorous relationships, do yourself a favor, and 100% please keep that to yourself.
15. Sorry, but if you liked Scooby Doo as a child, you are polyamorous by default
Who needs Uber Eats when you eat like a king every time your partner and metamour go out together? More date night please, but let me choose the cuisine.
17. If by man you mean non-binary genderqueer heartthrob, then I am your man
One secret superpower of the Powerpuff Girls is their unique ability to shower all their polyamorous partners with love and affection. And by Powerpuff Girl, I mean me.
20. Normalize an appropriate number on the guest list for polyamorous people, please!
Did anyone else project all of their lesbian throuple dreams onto the fairy godmothers in Sleeping Beauty? They were formative to my childhood. And people dare say that non-monogamous queer representation didn’t exist in the media of the 1900s!
22. That feeling after you’ve finished reading the Ethical Slut for the first time with your partner…
There is nothing quite like learning about polyamory for the first time. Body? Rocked. My mind? Blown. You’ve finally figured it out—you might be polyamorous. So how many partners do you want, and what are your boundaries? No clue, I literally just got here.
23. When the lease is up for renewal, and you have to decide who from the polycule is gonna be your new roommate
If you’ve survived your first year of a polyamorous relationship, congratulations! Now you get to navigate the particularly fun task of safeguarding your spot in the house.
Who can honestly keep up with the varying sex drives of all of your polyamorous partners? How about we just keep it PG and cuddle on the couch instead? I’ll bring the soft toys.
25. When you pour your cup of coffee and get ready for a whole day of avoiding eye contact with everyone you find hot
This polyamory meme is a little too relatable for me. Why am I always Kermit the Frog and everyone who I date is, like, way out of my league?
Ever find yourself accidentally in two separate polyamorous relationships that you didn’t even know were a thing until you Googled “funny polyamory meme” and saw this photo? If so, I’m seriously impressed with your power of manifestation. You should be making money off of that.
In all reality, we know bisexual men are truly optimized men, and I will continue to watch the trashy and unbelievable plot lines of “you” until Joe Goldberg turns into a pumpkin.
29. Raise your hand if you are in love with your friends
This one is for all my relationship anarchists and solo polyam fam out there who know that platonic intimacy and friendship love are unlike any other and should never come second to any romantic partnership ever. This is your daily reminder to call your friends and let them know how much they mean to you.
30. Some are born polyamorous, some achieve poly, and some have polyamory thrust upon them
If your first queer relationship also happened to be your first non-monogamous relationship, then you really were thrown into the deep end girl! The learning curve is no lie, but I’m glad that you are still here with us, fully alive and intact. You will make it!
Okay, I know I just said that polyamorous people don’t want to date everybody, and technically that’s true! But hear me out. If you’re a relationship anarchist, you could also be dating everybody. Anyone who is asking me who I’m dating should probably just date me.
You could be cuddling with Snorlax on a couch with your hot queer polycule while we game, but instead you’re waiting for your cis het boyfriend to text you back? Dump him and get over here!
The idea of having multiple partners sounds so lovely until you realize that you actually have to go on first dates and have actual conversations with people… You mean… actually meet face-to-face with a handful of strangers and date them? Can we just skip to the partner part?
And finally to top it all off, we love a polyamorous dynamic where everyone is respectful, non-competitive, and genuinely wishes for the relational success and deep happiness of your partner’s partners. There’s nothing better than flipping the possessiveness of monogamy on its head and letting people know there is another way to conceptualize relationships and treat your partners.
So there you have it, the peak experience of polyamory meme culture! The best part about memes is that they capture a very specific feeling—the essence of IFKYK. Memes can remind us that we are not alone in our experiences of the world. This is especially crucial for marginalized people and underrepresented groups. I hope that you can relate to at least a few of these polyamory relationship memes.
The best thing about polyamory is that it challenges normative beliefs about desire, romance, and relationships that are worth interrogating. But also, polyamory is not for the faint of heart! It takes hard work, rigorous honesty, integrity, care, and communication. Regardless of whether monogamy or polyamory is right for you, we should all strive to bring those qualities into every relationship in our lives.
If you are looking for your next queer polyamorous fling, what are you waiting for? Get on HER today.
Dusty Brandt Howard is a writer & a fighter. He is a trans masculine cultural narrator who builds worlds with words. You can follow his thirst traps on Instagram, his writing on Substack, or find him at your local queer bar in northeast LA.
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