5 Easy-to-Achieve New Year’s Resolutions

Congratulations, you’ve survived another year of sapphic chaos, fuelled by ice coffee and an unapologetic obsession with thrifting.

As you plan (*scheme* 😈) for the upcoming year, write down a list of things you want to try to achieve. For best results, don’t aim too high. You’d be setting yourself up for failure, as if you’re getting back with that ex your friends hate.

To inspire your 2023 goal-setting and manifestations, here are 5 easy-to-achieve resolutions:

Level up your paw-renting game

How well do you really know your pet? Do you know when their arthritis is acting up? Or when their allergies are behaving badly? With a Whistle smart device, you can be totally in tune with your pet’s health. Whistle monitors their behavior, activity, location, and even helps you track your pup’s emotional wellness. So you always know how they’re doing and how to keep your pup happy, healthy, and safe.

Be more active

You may be thinking *ugh, so cliche!* But hear us out – what if there was a way to bring the workout to you? No dragging yourself to the gym, or unwanted attention from strangers. The Freeletics app lets you exercise anywhere, anytime. Get a personalized training plan, tailored to your goals, fitness level, and available space & tools. 

Be more spontaneous

Your local dive bar won’t disown you if you’re not there every weekend. Find new activities to switch up your routine, such as taking spontaneous trips. Travel doesn’t have to involve months of planning, plane travel, and huge sums of cash, it could also just be a staycation or quick visit to a nearby location. With Hotel Tonight, you can plan less and live more.

Declutter your home

No, not the Marie Kondo way. Don’t worry, you can keep all the paraphernalia you’ve accrued over past relationships. But why not invest in smarter storage and better organization? As you get older, you won’t believe how happy new shelves can make you. The Container Store is THE place to find and purchase home furnishings.

Invite friends over more often

Gather your friends for game nights, potluck dinners, and other activities that will bring you closer in a more intimate space. Why not try inventing your own cocktails? Choose the ingredients, do a taste test, give it a whimsically queer name, and vote (argue) on whose cocktail reigns supreme.

Many prefer a vodka or rum base for versatility. For an intense flavor, try Captain Morgan Dark Rum.

For those of you who are single, a priority for next year may be finding the one 👰, a worthy cause we are known to serve. Be sure to check your likes, respond to your matches, and find time to meet IRL. We hope you have a fabulous 2023 filled with queer joy and magic ✨!

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