11 Times Kristen Stewart And Her Gal Pal Were NOT A Lesbian Couple

By Kacie |

I think it’s pretty safe to say that Kristen Stewart is not a lesbian. Especially after seeing the photos that surfaced of her trip with Alicia C to Honolulu over the New Year’s holiday. Everybody knows that lesbians do not spend the holidays with their significant others. And I hear that Hawaii is one of the least romantic spots on earth.

To elaborate my point, I’ve included a few images of Kristen and her best bud doing things that best buds do, like:

11. Gazing into each other’s eyes. Now that’s what I call ‘active listening’.

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10. Ridiculous selfies. Everybody knows that lesbians have perfected the art of posing in photos. No ‘thumbs up’ here.

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9. Walking in stride. Nothing like a little healthy competition.

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8. Flannel and juicing.

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7. Flannel and beanies.

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6. Flannel and tattoos. Straight people love their flannel.

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5. Walking this adorable puppy. Lesbians don’t like pets, so… point made. (I could stop right here)

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4. Showering together. Water preservation is of the utmost importance in California. There’s a drought.

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3. Sex eyes and shopping. Everybody’s gotta eat. K Stew’s just a little hungrier than most.

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2. Hiking while holding hands. This is the one that really sold me. I’ve yet to meet a lesbian who enjoys a good hike.

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1. Making out. All the straight girls are doing it.

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Also, would someone please tell me why everyone’s saying this photo is super gay? Since when does rockin’ some Y-fronts while you toss the ball in your beanie and ray bans on the beach make you a lesbian? Maybe, if it were a softball. Maybe.

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So there ya have it: K Stew, definitely not gay.